Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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