this beer tastes like vomit already
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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