quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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