if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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