wanna go halves on a baby?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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