thus making me awesome and them whores
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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