Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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