i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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