He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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