theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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