Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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