haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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