you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
