Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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