If that was your dad, he is hot
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't deserve a penis
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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