Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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