He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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