No, you can still breathe under the balls.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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