yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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