She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Randomize