I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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