you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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