i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So many bounce houses so little time
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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