Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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