Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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