Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
So apparently I’m into choking now
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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