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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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