i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We're too hungover to prance.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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