It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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