do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I enjoy the company of your penis
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