I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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