Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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