What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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