Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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