I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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