Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I touched a dick in church today
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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