Who wears a wallet chain?!
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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