I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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