i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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