I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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