i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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