it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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