She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
