Its about making memories worth repressing
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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