Sry I called you an 8
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
