she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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He shit in the fireplace
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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