sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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