So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
be right there i have to get my cape
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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