Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
