I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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