do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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