so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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