Duck Duck Cougar?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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