so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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