I just made out with a guy for $7.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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