I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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