you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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