we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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