you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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